With any luck by next year
I'll be going out with one of these girls.
(A card showing pictures of the four most gorgeous girls in the world.)
But, for now, let me say,
Without hope or agenda,
Just because it's Christmas
(And at Christmas you tell the truth.)
To me, you are perfect,
And my wasted heart will love you
Until you look like this.
(Picture of a mummified corpse.)